Dear You (yes, You reading this blog right now. You, with the eyes),
How dare You! You have some nerve buddy/missy! Did Your mother teach You any manners whatsoever? You stood me up!
I was in line for TUMIT, waiting for You to show that beautiful face of Yours and You didn’t even bother showing up. I watched it with some friends instead and it was SO much more fun than with You! What’s the matter? Huh? You have OTHER things to do? Like work? Like television? Like WHATEVER YOU DO FOR RECREATION?!?! You had something better to do with your precious time? Better than Kate Weiss? I DON’T THINK SO.
And for your information, I had a great time watching it WITHOUT You. Because You thought it would be too politically charged, didn’t you? Well it WASN’T! Reneltta Arluk wrote a beautifully poetic piece about life’s pains and joys, . You know what life is right? Well go get one!
You would have liked the sound design if you’d gone. It complimented the piece nicely and was extremely detailed from heavy breathing to the sounds from a cellphone. And I can tell you that’ll be one of the only places you’ll hear a cellphone for a while because I’m not returning those texts!
It was a brave, new work. Reneltta really challenges herself with this one-woman show. And maybe that’s what I need right now: My life to be a one-man show. That is if You don’t smarten up.
I’d better see you tomorrow at Absurdesque. Or this very well may be over.
Sincerely,
Me.



